The name’s Salty—and I’m here to make sure you don’t end up as bear bait.
Let’s be clear: if your idea of food storage is tossing a granola bar into your backpack and hanging it on a twig, you’re not “roughing it”—you’re ringing the dinner bell for every furry threat within a five-mile radius. Don’t be a walking buffet.
Here’s the gear you actually need to store your food right and keep bears (and raccoons, and skunks, and hangry squirrels) from ruining your trip—or your face.
🥫 1. Counter Assault Bear Keg Food Container
Why It’s a Must-Have: This 716 cubic inch beast is approved by both the IGBC and Salty the Cat. Strong, secure, and brightly colored so you don’t leave it behind when your brain checks out.
Salty Says: Bears can’t open it. You can. That’s the point.
🐾 2. RATSACK Rodent-Proof Bear Bag
Why It’s a Smart Choice: The RATSACK is a lightweight, stainless steel mesh bag designed to protect your food from rodents and other critters. While not officially bear-proof, it’s an excellent addition to your food storage system when used in conjunction with odor-proof bags and proper hanging techniques. Its durable construction ensures that your food stays safe from smaller animals that can chew through traditional fabric bags.
Salty Says: “Think of this as your food’s chainmail armor. Bears might still be a concern, but at least the squirrels won’t throw a midnight party with your trail mix.”
👃 3. LOKSAK OPSAK Odor-Proof Storage Bags (2-Pack)
Why They Work: Double-sealed and military-tested, these odor-proof bags are your first defense. Use them inside your bear can or cooler for extra security.
Salty Says: Smells attract bears. These bags don’t. It’s science—and common sense.
🧊 4. YETI Tundra 45 Cooler
Why It’s Boss-Level: Certified bear-resistant (yes, seriously). This cooler keeps your food cold for days and has the kind of lid even a determined grizzly can’t crack.
Salty Says: Pricey? Yes. Worth it? Unless you enjoy sharing jerky with predators—absolutely.
🧺 5. RTIC Soft Pack Cooler (20 Can)
Why It’s Handy: Lightweight, tough, and leak-proof. Perfect for short trips or smaller campsites. Not officially bear-proof, but still solid if you use it with odor-proof bags.
Salty Says: Just don’t leave it out overnight and act surprised when it walks off with a raccoon.
🧷 6. BearVault BV500 Food Container
Why It’s a Classic: Lightweight, transparent (so you can see your stuff), and holds 7 days of food. Bear-approved. Dummy-proof.
Salty Says: If you’re heading into legit bear country, stop scrolling. This is the one.
🐻 7. UDAP NO-FED-BEAR Bear Resistant Canister
Why It’s a Smart Choice: Crafted from a proprietary polymer blend, this canister is designed to withstand the strength and ingenuity of bears. With a 2-gallon capacity, it stores up to 4 days of food for one person, making it ideal for solo campers or short trips. Its compact size fits easily into most backpacks, and it comes with a convenient carrying case for added portability.
Salty Says: “If you’re looking for a lightweight yet sturdy option to keep your food safe from curious critters, this canister has got your back—and your snacks.”
🛠️ Bonus Pro Tip from Salty:
Store all your food, trash, AND toiletries—yes, your toothpaste too—in one of these. Bears don’t care about your hygiene. They care that it smells like dessert.
🐾 Final Warning:
You’re not the apex predator out there. The trees don’t care how tough you are, and the bears definitely don’t.
Use smart gear. Lock it down. Or enjoy explaining to park rangers why your tent now has claw marks.